I house sat for an entire week...
...and this is the ONLY thing I actually did do!
It is the sample for the children's beginning knitting program that I am doing in September at the library. An 8" long garter stitch rectangle posing as a bookmark!
And lest you point out that at least I was somewhat productive, I feel it is only fair to admit that I actually knit the bookmark a couple of weeks ago...and that I only wove the two ends in on Thursday night.
Yes...one whole week, and all I did was use a tapestry needle to hide a couple of 3 inch long yarn tails.