(A conversation typical of my life)
Cast: Super Knitter, Matador, Broseph
Setting: Preach and Psych's Living room. Super Knitter is sitting on the floor, knitting the acrylic rainbow bookmark for the kids' knitting program at the library. Matador is also on the floor leaning against the couch. Broseph is reclining on the couch.
Matador: What are you knitting?
Super Knitter: A bookmark for the kids' program I am doing at the library.
Matador: That's gnarly yarn. (pause) Hey, can you knit me a coat of many colors out of that?
Super Knitter: Yes, I can. But can and will are two very different things.
Matador: Why not?
Super Knitter: Because you are over 6 feet tall and it would take forever, for one thing.
Broseph: Can you knit me some boxers?
Super Knitter: Um...no.
(Seriously...eew. I would totally knit Matador a 3 piece suit of many colors before I ever knit a pair of boxers for anyone!)